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Horizon Theatre: Nobody Loves You
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Horizon Theatre: Nobody Loves You

The Game of Love is on! The Horizon Theatre’s newest musical comedy takes a satirical look at love, modern dating, and reality television. With just the perfect mix of wit, charm, and a catchy pop score, Nobody Loves You will have you loving every second and laughing till the very end.

What To Expect

  • 1 ticket to Nobody Loves You at the Horizon Theatre
  • Seating in a special reserved section
  • A complementary beverage

Scout Notes

Boardwalk Empire’s Itamar Moses and long-time collaborator Gaby Alter, create a tunefully inspired story that mashes together The Bachelorette and Survivor and puts love to the test. Join us on a journey of romance, authenticity, and primetime TV ratings in an Atlanta debut on the intimate Horizon Theatre stage in Little Five Points.

The story follows Jeff, a philosophy grad student who in an attempt to win back his ex, snags a spot on “Nobody Loves You” – a reality dating show in which cluelessly self-obsessed contestants compete for love and adoring fans. Jeff breaks all the rules as he tries to expose the shows faux “authenticity.” That is until he unexpectedly falls victim to an on-set love connection with an enticing producer named Jenny. From there the story goes on a hilarious musical ride that explores the intimate and gut-wrenching search for love while millions of viewers watch.

Nobody Loves You features an all-star cast of veteran Horizon Theater performers, many of whom you may recognize from the hilarious 2015 rendition of Avenue Q. The show also features Patrick Wade, who recently won a Suzi Award for his performance in The Alliance’s production of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Nobody Loves You sees the return of director Heidi McKerley, who was previously at the helm of Avenue Q and last year’s production of The Toxic Avenger. Also, the writers of the musical, Itamar Moses and Gaby Alter – who debuted the show off-Broadway in 2012 – have been in Atlanta to continue developing the story, music, and lyrics directly with the Horizon cast and crew. This means you have the chance to see a manifestation of Nobody Loves You that comes directly from the brains of it's creators!

If you were a fan of Horizon’s productions of Avenue Q and The Toxic Avenger, or if you’re simply yearning for a perfect combination of witty satire, romance, and catchy tunes, then Nobody Loves You is a show you don’t want to miss. Plus with our exclusive Handpicked access, your ticket includes a complimentary drink and a spot in a reserved seating section, making for a great night at the theater.

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